NOT SO BERRY

When Dexter got home from spending time with Josie, Carina was on his front porch waiting for him. She didn’t look very happy.

Carina: Where the hell have you been!? I’ve been calling you for hours and it goes straight to voicemail!

Dexter: I’m sorry, I was with Josie and my phone died…

Carina: You’re always with that bitch! Are you in love with her or something, cause it seems like you’ve been spending an awful lot of time with her instead of me!

Dexter: Babe, please calm down! It’s not like that all! She’s my best friend and I like hanging out with her, but I’m definitely not in love with her! We’re just friends and that’s it.

Carina: Sorry but I’m not convinced. I’m tired of you putting her before me, so either you stop being friends with her or we’re done!