NOT SO BERRY

Dustin: Did you take the test yet? Was it positive?

Carina: I took it and it looks like I’m not going to be the only one calling you daddy anymore.

Dustin: Hilarious. So you gonna dump that loser now that you’re knocked up with my kid?

Carina: Depends on if you’re going to actually be here and not run off the minute it’s born. 

Dustin: Trust me, I’m not going anywhere. I want my kid to have a real family and not what I had.

Carina: How sweet of you. I’ll break up with Dexter tomorrow. I don’t even know why I put up with him as long as I did, he’s so annoying. 

Dustin: Sounds like a plan.