EDUARDO: You’re very kind, Astrid. It was nice meeting you, but I’m afraid I have other matters to attend. I’ll see you around.
ASTRID: Of course! Before you go, can I, maybe, get your number? I would love to have someone train me at the gym.
NOT SO BERRY
ASTRID: Sorry to bother you, but you look so familiar. Have we met?
???: I believe we have. You’re from the Oasis Springs Gym, I’m Eduardo.
ASTRID: Oh, that’s right! You work there as a personal trainer! I’m Astrid, by the way. You don’t look like the type to be at a nightclub at 4:00 PM.
EDUARDO: That’s probably because I’m not. My father owns this place, I was only checking up on it. I’m not much of a party-goer, you don’t quite look like one either.
ASTRID: My best friend, Tess, dragged me here. I have three kids so it’s not often I get to go out and enjoy myself, but I just couldn’t pass up the offer.
EDUARDO: I completely understand! I have a son, he’s quite the handful at times.
ASTRID: A son? Are you married? Sorry if I’m being a bit too personal.
EDUARDO: Don’t apologize, dear. I’m not married; my wife passed two years ago.
I’m always in the mood for some asks, send me some please i beg you i’ll love you forever spam me idc i never get things in my inbox send them in my children dont hesitate do it now dont scroll past this I will scream look at my runon sentence
just send me an ask it wont hurt anyone unless its a negative ask
im gonna go shower; when i get back i better have some asks ghuugyftgyhugyftgyhjih
in real life do people who send rude “constructive criticism” anons walk up to strangers on the street and tell them how ugly their outfits are or does that bold ass attitude only extend to insulting people anonymously on tumblr.com.
[steps up to a grown woman and her kids at the chuck-e-cheese] i’m telling you this because i care about you and i want to see you improve. get some braces for that one to fix their jacked up teeth, your other kids clothes don’t even match, your eyeliner is uneven and tbh, i’d think about spending your money on botox instead of game tokens and pizza. you’re welcome 😌
NOT SO BERRY
‘He looks familiar…’
NOT SO BERRY
NOT SO BERRY
ASTRID: Isn’t it a little too early to be at a nightclub? It’s still daylight!
TESS: So? We’re here to have fun! Plus, Lyla and Finn are at school so this is the perfect time for you to let loose without worrying too much about the kids.
ASTRID: Okay, whatever you say. I’m going to step out for a moment, the stench of sweat and alcohol is suffocating me.
TESS: You better not ditch me! I gave up watching the Bachelor for this.
Pootaint 