NOT SO BERRY

Josie: Dexter!? Where the hell have you been? I’ve been so worried, it’s almost 2AM!

Dexter: Babe, calm down! I’m sorry for worrying you, I just got caught up at work. I should have called.

Josie: Yeah, you should ha- is that blood on your face? 

🙀, 🐾 and 🎧! Love you heaps x ❤️❤️

🙀 Pet peeve?

I’ve mentioned this a long time ago but I absolutely cannot stand when people don’t clean up after themselves in the bathroom! Especially when you really gotta go in public but you can’t because someone decided to urinate all over a stall and not clean it up. (:

🐾  Favorite dog breed?

I love dachshunds! I had one when I was growing up but unforuntately she broke her back and had to be put to sleep. ): I also really like miniature greyhounds and cocker spaniels!

🎧 Favorite type of music?

This is kind of hard because I literally love nearly every genre of music! I guess I’d have to say indie? That’s the genre I listen to most! ♥

Thank you very much for this ask, bb! Ilysm! 

❤️

NOT SO BERRY

Julius: You’ve only been here for two months and I’ve been told that you’re better at getting things done than anyone else. I’m impressed, Mr. Berry. That being said, I’d like to offer you a raise in return for a favor.

Dexter: I’m interested, what’s the favor?

Julius: You see, someone got on my bad side and I need to teach them a lesson but I don’t like to get my hands dirty; I prefer others to do it for me. I’m not asking you to kill anyone, just scare them a bit. If you do this, I’m willing to give you a fairly large raise. 

Dexter: So what, you want me to beat someone up? Do I get to know why they deserve it?

Julius: He stole a lot of money from me and broke my little girl’s heart, I’m going easy on him. Now, are you in or not?

Dexter: I’ll do it.

ashleysimmer11:

All I have to say is…

Stop trying to tell other people how to write their stories and worry about your own. If you don’t have one then maybe you shouldn’t say anything at all or maybe you should create your own so that someone can criticize you and you can see how it feels.

That’s all. 🤷🏼‍♀️