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NOT SO BERRY

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NOT SO BERRY

Iris: I want you to know that I will always love you no matter who you decide to be. You are my beautiful boy and my love for you is infinite, you hear me? It is 100% okay if you like boys or girls or even both.

Kai: Really?

Iris: Really! Your happiness is the only thing that matters to me. I love you.

Kai: I love you too, momma. 🙂

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Kai: Momma, can I ask you a question?

Iris: Of course, what is it?

Kai: Is it okay if I like boys? Like, like like?

Iris: Come here, my love. Sit down.

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I just found out that Copper is actually a girl and I’ve been lied to this entire time.

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This little idiot decided to start a fight and LOST.

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Dexter: You finally got fed up with me, huh?

Carina: *rolling eyes* I’m sure I could have put up with you for a little longer but things didn’t really go as planned.

Dexter: And what is that supposed to mean?

Carina: Not that it’s any of your business, but Dustin and I are having a baby.

Dexter: Wait, you had sex with him!? When!?

Carina: A few weeks ago, at the party…

Dexter: N-No.. you – did you have sex with him because I wouldn’t!? What the hell is wrong with you!?

Carina: Dex-

Dexter: Don’t. I’m done with you, just get the hell out of my life and never come back! You’ve caused everyone around you enough pain and I won’t deal with it any longer! LEAVE!

Carina: I – okay…

// can u say anti-climatic??? 🙂

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Dexter: Is it true? About you and Dustin.

Carina: Let me guess, that little pink-haired bitch told you? I should have known she’d run her mouth.

Dexter: Don’t you call her that! She only told me what I needed to know!

Carina: Here you go, defending her over me! I was angry and acting stupid, okay? I made a mistake! It happens all the time!

Dexter: A mistake? You cheated on me with that asshole! Is it also true that the only reason you even agreed to go out with me was to make him jealous?

Carina: Don’t act like you’re surprised. You really think I ever liked you? The only reason I dated you was because you wouldn’t stop following me around like some pathetic ass puppy! I gave you what you wanted! Making Dustin jealous was only a bonus.

Dexter: Was this entire relationship just a joke to you? Do you even care about the damage your actions cause people? What is wrong with you?

Carina: Can we just get to the point? You came here to break up with me which is hilarious because that’s why I agreed to come here with you! It’s over, yeah?