NOT SO BERRY

When Dexter got home from spending time with Josie, Carina was on his front porch waiting for him. She didn’t look very happy.

Carina: Where the hell have you been!? I’ve been calling you for hours and it goes straight to voicemail!

Dexter: I’m sorry, I was with Josie and my phone died…

Carina: You’re always with that bitch! Are you in love with her or something, cause it seems like you’ve been spending an awful lot of time with her instead of me!

Dexter: Babe, please calm down! It’s not like that all! She’s my best friend and I like hanging out with her, but I’m definitely not in love with her! We’re just friends and that’s it.

Carina: Sorry but I’m not convinced. I’m tired of you putting her before me, so either you stop being friends with her or we’re done!

65 Questions You Aren’t Used To

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rainbowsociety:

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

7. What shirt are you wearing?

8. What do you label yourself as?

9. Bright room or dark room?

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

12. Who told you they loved you last?

13. Your worst enemy?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

16. The last song you listened to?

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

29. What is your favorite expletive?

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

34. What was your last dream about?

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

38. What is the color of your socks?

39. What type of music do you like?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

43. Do you have any scars?

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

46. Are you reliable?

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

48. Do you hold grudges?

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

51. Are you a good liar?

52. How long could you go without talking?

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

56. What do you like on your toast?

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

58. What would be you dream car?

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

60. Do you believe in aliens?

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

64. What do you think about babies?

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

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lesbiandaydream:

Autumn “This or That” Asks

  1. “Autumn” or “Fall?
  2. Pumpkin Carving or Apple Picking?
  3. Halloween or Thanksgiving?
  4. Cashmere or Flannel?
  5. Cool and Crisp or Warm and Foggy?
  6. Yankee Candles or Roaring Fireplace?
  7. Scarves or Berets?
  8. Cinnamon or Nutmeg?
  9. Reading a Book or Watching a Movie?
  10. Halloweentown or Nightmare Before Christmas?
  11. Hot Chocolate or Apple Cider?
  12. Wool Socks or Slippers?
  13. Trick or Treat?
  14. Marshmallows or Whipped Cream?
  15. Jack or Sally?
  16. Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of the Dark?
  17. Plaid or Neutrals?
  18. Coffee or Tea?
  19. Studyblr or Halloween Blog?
  20. Red or Gold?
  21. Blankets or Pillows?
  22. Cabins or Cottages?
  23. Scary or Spoopy?
  24. Sweaters or Boots?
  25. Caramel Apples or Candy Apples?
  26. Hay Rides or Leaf Peeking?

NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: So, there’s this huge party coming up in about two weeks and I was just curious if you’d like to tag along with Carina and I. We made plans that weekend but she really wanted me to go, so I figured you could come too! You don’t have to, but I’d love it if you came with. 

Josie: Is Carina okay with me coming? I know she gets pretty jealous when I’m around. 

Dexter: She seemed fine with it from what I noticed.

Josie: Okay, I’ll go! But I’m bringing Milate! I refuse to third-wheel. 

pootaint:

NOT SO BERRY

Even though the two had swore to take things slow, Apollo couldn’t wait to propose to the woman he loved most. He was nervous, expecting Maria to be hesitant but was happily surprised by her reaction. The brunette was ecsatic to spend the rest of her life with Apollo and jumped straight into his arms the moment she’d uttered a loud ‘yes!’

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