Tag: dexter berry

NOT SO BERRY

Carina: Oh! Before I forget, I wanted to ask you if you wanted to come to a huge party with me in two weeks. Cecelia is turning eighteen and her parents are out of town on a business trip so she has the house to herself! I know you’re not a very outgoing person, but I think it could be super fun!

Dexter: Is it okay if I bring Josie with me? We had plans that weekend but I’m sure she’d love to come with us.

Carina: I guess… just don’t forget about me! I’m your number one, right Dex?

Dexter: Of course! You’re the love of my life and I could never forget about you!

NOT SO BERRY

tyler: can you promise me something since i promised you something?

dexter: sure, what is it?

tyler: will you promise me that you’ll say you’re sorry to your mom and won’t ever act like that again. 

dexter: i promise, dad. i love you.

tyler: i love you too, buddy.

NOT SO BERRY

iris: fighting people is not okay! i taught you better then that and i want you to apologize to him tomorrow!

dexter: hell, no! i’m not apologizing to that asshole ever!

iris: dexter, watch your mouth! i’ve had it with your attitude, mister! i don’t care who started what, but you’re apologizing to dustin whether you like it or not! not another word out of your mouth or you’re grounded!

dexter: i hate you, i hate you!