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Josie: Dexter!? Where the hell have you been? I’ve been so worried, it’s almost 2AM!

Dexter: Babe, calm down! I’m sorry for worrying you, I just got caught up at work. I should have called.

Josie: Yeah, you should ha- is that blood on your face? 

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Josie: It’s so nice to see you! It feels like we haven’t seen each other in years! I know it’s only been a few months but that’s way too long to go without seeing my best friend.

Milate: Aw, I missed you so much! I’m glad we’re able to talk finally. So, what’s been going on with you?

Josie: Nothing much aside from Dexter and I got married pretty recently but you knew that already! What about you?

Milate: Not a whole lot. Baylee and I are doing absolutey amazing! Oh, and I’m pregnant!

Josie: Oh my god! Really?

Milate: Yep! I’ve been wanting to tell you for weeks but I wanted to tell you face to face!

Josie: That’s amazing, Milate! I’m so happy for you, this is so exciting! 

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Dexter: How would you feel about being my wife?

Josie: Wait, really? You wanna marry me?

Dexter: Well, yeah! I love you more than anything in this world and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want us to have a family together, grow old and die together. 

Josie: And I would love nothing more than to be your wife and raise a family with you.

Dexter: So, does this make us engaged?

Josie: Yeah, I guess it does!

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Dexter: You know, I’m really happy that we’re best friends again. I was so scared that you’d hate me forever and never forgive me. Wait, you forgive me, right?

Josie: Of course I forgive you, dummy! Not going to lie, the way you went about things really hurt me but I’m just glad it’s over. 

Dexter: I’m truly sorry for the way that I treated you, it makes me feel like absolute shit and I can’t even begin to imagine the way it made you feel. If I could take it all back, I would.

Josie: All of that terrible shit that happened is in the past, okay? Let’s not dwell on it. From now on let’s just focus on now. 

Dexter: You’re right.

Josie: Oh my god! Do you hear the song that’s playing?

Dexter: It’s your favourite, isn’t it?

Josie: Come on, let’s dance! Please!?

Dexter: Okay, okay! Only because you asked so nicely!