NOT SO BERRY
dexter: can i ask you something?
carina: sure!
dexter: why are you with that jerk? he bullies everyone!
carina: he’s nice to me and i like him.
dexter: he doesn’t deserve you!
dexter: can i ask you something?
carina: sure!
dexter: why are you with that jerk? he bullies everyone!
carina: he’s nice to me and i like him.
dexter: he doesn’t deserve you!
In the six years that have passed, Iris has gotten married and is expecting! Our darling Iris has finished all her goals which means that we’re ready to move onto generation six when Dexter becomes a teen! Generation five was much more fun than I anticipated; I thought it would take so long and be very difficult, but it breezed by!
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even though he spends the majority of his time screaming, crying and creating chaos, he’s the happiest little boy i’ve ever seen.
tyler: hey bud… i know i’m a stranger to you but…
dexter: play! play!
A FEW HOURS LATER
TYLER: “I still wish you would at least consider my feelings! A relationship isn’t all about one person!”
IRIS: “Tyler, calm down. Of course I considered your feelings, but I’m not physically or mentally prepared to take on a literal human life. Having a baby is a big deal. Listen, we got married on a whim without thinking about the consequences. We never discussed any of this and if we had of, this wouldn’t be happening because we probably wouldn’t be together. I think it’s best that we get a divorce. I’m sure you’ll find someone who can give you what I can’t.”
TYLER: “Why should I have to give up what I want because of you!? Don’t my feelings matter to you?”
IRIS: “I’m the one who is gonna have to carry the baby for nine months and then go through horrendous labor! I’m not going to sacrifice my dreams for something that can wait a few years! If you can’t deal with it, then just GO!”