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NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: Hey Aubrey, who’s that guy your dad is with?

Aubrey: Oh, him? That’s Levi. My dad hired him a few days ago to do some of his dirty work – the kind you used to do. He seems like a nice guy, comes from a wealthy family like me. My dad really likes that about him.

Dexter: How old is he? He looks so young… too young to be getting into this kind of work.

Aubrey: I think he just turned twenty but I’m not positive. 

Dexter, thinking: He’s not much older than my girls… I don’t know what I’d do if one of them got caught up in something like this. 

NOT SO BERRY

Lia: Honey, there ain’t nothing wrong with you! You’re nervous, that’s normal considering this is your first relationship. Just take it slow, Raph seems considerate about it all. 

Cami: I guess. Sometimes I just feel like I’m not normal. We’ve been dating for a while now yet I just don’t have feelings for him like I should. What if I never fall in love? What if I’m just going to end up all alone with a bunch of damn cats or something!

Lia: Trust me, you’ll find someone and fall so madly in love! I’m sure you’ll have a whole ass novel written about your disgustingly cliche but super adorable love story that’ll have all the teen girls gushing about it. 

Cami: I really hope you’re right…

Lia: I’m always right! Besides, you’re only eighteen so that gives you plenty of time to find your soulmate.