Tag: notsoberry

NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: Babe, I’m sorry. I understand the way you feel and I shouldn’t have done something so stupid without talking to you first. My boss offered me a raise and I just figured we needed the money if we’re going to be starting a family soon. I was wrong, I know that. I’ll talk to my boss tomorrow and tell him I can’t do it, okay?

NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: Look, don’t freak out but my boss asked me to take care of something. I promise everything is okay!

Josie: I can’t believe this! You could have gotten seriously hurt and I don’t know what I would have done! I was already worried about you starting the whole scamming job but I try to let you do what you want! I won’t let you start doing shit like this!

Dexter: Josie, babe, you’re overreacting.

Josie: Don’t tell me I’m overreacting! What would have happened if you pissed off the wrong person and they came after us? Imagine if we had children, their lives could be in danger because of this!

NOT SO BERRY

Josie: Dexter!? Where the hell have you been? I’ve been so worried, it’s almost 2AM!

Dexter: Babe, calm down! I’m sorry for worrying you, I just got caught up at work. I should have called.

Josie: Yeah, you should ha- is that blood on your face? 

NOT SO BERRY

Julius: You’ve only been here for two months and I’ve been told that you’re better at getting things done than anyone else. I’m impressed, Mr. Berry. That being said, I’d like to offer you a raise in return for a favor.

Dexter: I’m interested, what’s the favor?

Julius: You see, someone got on my bad side and I need to teach them a lesson but I don’t like to get my hands dirty; I prefer others to do it for me. I’m not asking you to kill anyone, just scare them a bit. If you do this, I’m willing to give you a fairly large raise. 

Dexter: So what, you want me to beat someone up? Do I get to know why they deserve it?

Julius: He stole a lot of money from me and broke my little girl’s heart, I’m going easy on him. Now, are you in or not?

Dexter: I’ll do it.