NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: Remember that night at the party? Carina wanted to take our relationship to the next level but I wasn’t ready. I knew it made her angry but I didn’t know she’d jump into bed with Dustin. And now she’s pregnant.

Josie: Wait, she actually had sex with him? Because you wouldn’t have sex with her!? That bitch! If she weren’t carrying that demon spawn, I’d strangle her like she tried to do to me. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t say things like that but I’m just so angry!

Dexter: She tried to strangle you? How come I didn’t know about this?

Josie: Damn, I completely forgot about it until I mentioned it. It’s fine though, Milate was there to kick her ass so it’s all good!

Dexter: I’m sorry that happened to you, I wish I could have been there as well to defend you. 

NOT SO BERRY

Josie: I’m glad that you and Carina are done, as selfish as it sounds. It really hurt me seeing the way she manipulated you. 

Dexter: Yeah, I’m frustrated with myself that I didn’t notice her intentions sooner but all that matters to me now is that she’s gone. I still wish her the best though. I hope she finds true happiness someday that doesn’t come with treating other people like crap. 

Josie: I wanted to give it a few weeks before I brought it up because I know it’s a bit of a sensitive subject, but how did the whole break-up thing go? You only told me that it was over between you two. 

Dexter: Boy, do I have some tea to spill!