Tag: notsoberry
NOT SO BERRY
tyler: hey bud… i know i’m a stranger to you but…
dexter: play! play!
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A FEW HOURS LATER
TYLER: “I still wish you would at least consider my feelings! A relationship isn’t all about one person!”
IRIS: “Tyler, calm down. Of course I considered your feelings, but I’m not physically or mentally prepared to take on a literal human life. Having a baby is a big deal. Listen, we got married on a whim without thinking about the consequences. We never discussed any of this and if we had of, this wouldn’t be happening because we probably wouldn’t be together. I think it’s best that we get a divorce. I’m sure you’ll find someone who can give you what I can’t.”
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TYLER: “Why should I have to give up what I want because of you!? Don’t my feelings matter to you?”
IRIS: “I’m the one who is gonna have to carry the baby for nine months and then go through horrendous labor! I’m not going to sacrifice my dreams for something that can wait a few years! If you can’t deal with it, then just GO!”
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TYLER: “A few years!? I was thinking more like months! All I’ve ever wanted is to be a dad…”
IRIS: “Okay, but that’s not what I want right now! My career is important to me! Look, I never said we couldn’t have kids; I want a lot of them, but only when I’m ready.”
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TYLER: “So, we’ve been married for a few months now. What do you think about starting a family?”
IRIS: “I’d love to have kids, just not anytime soon. I want to focus on my career for a few years.”
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Shrimp is great at protecting the family from idiot vampires who dare try to trespass.
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Iris and Tyler getting it on. 😉
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I’m going to miss generation four. ♥ These lovely ladies will always have a place in my heart.

























