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NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: Look, don’t freak out but my boss asked me to take care of something. I promise everything is okay!

Josie: I can’t believe this! You could have gotten seriously hurt and I don’t know what I would have done! I was already worried about you starting the whole scamming job but I try to let you do what you want! I won’t let you start doing shit like this!

Dexter: Josie, babe, you’re overreacting.

Josie: Don’t tell me I’m overreacting! What would have happened if you pissed off the wrong person and they came after us? Imagine if we had children, their lives could be in danger because of this!

NOT SO BERRY

Josie: Dexter!? Where the hell have you been? I’ve been so worried, it’s almost 2AM!

Dexter: Babe, calm down! I’m sorry for worrying you, I just got caught up at work. I should have called.

Josie: Yeah, you should ha- is that blood on your face? 

NOT SO BERRY

Julius: You’ve only been here for two months and I’ve been told that you’re better at getting things done than anyone else. I’m impressed, Mr. Berry. That being said, I’d like to offer you a raise in return for a favor.

Dexter: I’m interested, what’s the favor?

Julius: You see, someone got on my bad side and I need to teach them a lesson but I don’t like to get my hands dirty; I prefer others to do it for me. I’m not asking you to kill anyone, just scare them a bit. If you do this, I’m willing to give you a fairly large raise. 

Dexter: So what, you want me to beat someone up? Do I get to know why they deserve it?

Julius: He stole a lot of money from me and broke my little girl’s heart, I’m going easy on him. Now, are you in or not?

Dexter: I’ll do it.

NOT SO BERRY

Josie: Dexter and I have actually been trying for awhile now but we haven’t had a positive test yet…

Milate: Aw, hon, I’m sure you’ll have a little one someday soon! Just be patient, it takes time!

Josie: Yeah, you’re right! Hopefully I’ll get pregnant soon so we can be bump buddies! That’d be so cool!

Milate: Imagine all the cute photos we can take together! And our babies can grow up and fall in love! Gosh, I can’t wait!

NOT SO BERRY

Josie: It’s so nice to see you! It feels like we haven’t seen each other in years! I know it’s only been a few months but that’s way too long to go without seeing my best friend.

Milate: Aw, I missed you so much! I’m glad we’re able to talk finally. So, what’s been going on with you?

Josie: Nothing much aside from Dexter and I got married pretty recently but you knew that already! What about you?

Milate: Not a whole lot. Baylee and I are doing absolutey amazing! Oh, and I’m pregnant!

Josie: Oh my god! Really?

Milate: Yep! I’ve been wanting to tell you for weeks but I wanted to tell you face to face!

Josie: That’s amazing, Milate! I’m so happy for you, this is so exciting!