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NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: You know, I’m really happy that we’re best friends again. I was so scared that you’d hate me forever and never forgive me. Wait, you forgive me, right?

Josie: Of course I forgive you, dummy! Not going to lie, the way you went about things really hurt me but I’m just glad it’s over. 

Dexter: I’m truly sorry for the way that I treated you, it makes me feel like absolute shit and I can’t even begin to imagine the way it made you feel. If I could take it all back, I would.

Josie: All of that terrible shit that happened is in the past, okay? Let’s not dwell on it. From now on let’s just focus on now. 

Dexter: You’re right.

Josie: Oh my god! Do you hear the song that’s playing?

Dexter: It’s your favourite, isn’t it?

Josie: Come on, let’s dance! Please!?

Dexter: Okay, okay! Only because you asked so nicely!

NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: Remember that night at the party? Carina wanted to take our relationship to the next level but I wasn’t ready. I knew it made her angry but I didn’t know she’d jump into bed with Dustin. And now she’s pregnant.

Josie: Wait, she actually had sex with him? Because you wouldn’t have sex with her!? That bitch! If she weren’t carrying that demon spawn, I’d strangle her like she tried to do to me. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t say things like that but I’m just so angry!

Dexter: She tried to strangle you? How come I didn’t know about this?

Josie: Damn, I completely forgot about it until I mentioned it. It’s fine though, Milate was there to kick her ass so it’s all good!

Dexter: I’m sorry that happened to you, I wish I could have been there as well to defend you.