NOT SO BERRY

Josie: Let me guess, your control freak girlfriend thinks I’m going to steal you away from her. What a joke.

Dexter: It’s not her fault; Dustin cheated on her countless times. She’s just scared, is all.

Josie: So what, you’re just going to let her control your entire fucking life? That’s not fair to you and it’s certainly not fair to me! 

Dexter: I’m sorry, Josie. But this is what I chose to do, not what she made me do. It’s for the best.

Josie: You know what, fine. Enjoy having your life run by some girl who’s just using you to make her dumb ex-boyfriend jealous. See you around.

NOT SO BERRY

A few days after the night Carina gave Dexter an ultimatum, he invited Josie to the ancient ruins to talk.

Josie: This place is so freaking neat! All the kids in school talk about it since they throw a crap ton of parties here but I hadn’t seen it for myself until now. 

Dexter: Yeah… it’s cool, I guess.

Josie: You okay, Berry? You’ve been acting kinda weird all day.

Dexter: I have to tell you something but you’re not gonna like it.

Josie: What is it?

Dexter: I’m so sorry, I don’t want to do this but I have to.

Josie: Get to the point, please.

Dexter: We can’t be friends anymore.

NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: You can’t be serious.

Carina: Look, I hate to do this to you but this is getting ridiculous. You told me I was your first priority the other day but apparently I’m not. I’m your girlfriend, you’re not supposed to hang out with other girls anyways. 

Dexter: So you’re saying that if I don’t drop my only friend, we’re done?

Carina: Mhm.

Dexter: *sigh* O-Okay… anything for you. I’ll tell her we can’t hang out anymore tomorrow.

Carina: Good! See, it’s not that hard of a decision.