NOT SO BERRY

Josie: Can you please do me a favor and shut up!? You’re always so damn loud!

Neighbor: I’m sorry, it won’t happen again!

Josie: It better not! I’m not someone you want to mess with!

Neighbour, thinking: This chick is insane!

NOT SO BERRY

Amber: When do you guys plan on having the wedding? 

Josie: We talked about it a little bit and I think we’re just going to have a private ceremony at this place we used to hang out when we were kids! I’m just not that into the idea of having some big expensive wedding, y’know? 

Amber: I totally get it! As much as I loved my wedding, I think it would have been more intimate with just the two of us. 

Josie: Exactly!