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Dexter: I still can’t believe that we’re going to be parents. It’s just so surreal to me…

Josie: I know! I’m so incredibly grateful and I can’t wait to meet our baby. I’ve been waiting for this for so long and it’s so relieving to finally be able to experience this.

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Josie: So you know how I’ve been really sick this last week? I decided to take a pregnancy test and it came back positive!

Dexter: Wait, really!? Please tell me you’re not joking!

Josie: I’m not joking! There’s a little baby inside my stomach!

Dexter: I can’t believe we’re gonna have a kid! I’m gonna be a dad!

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Dexter: Babe, I’m sorry. I understand the way you feel and I shouldn’t have done something so stupid without talking to you first. My boss offered me a raise and I just figured we needed the money if we’re going to be starting a family soon. I was wrong, I know that. I’ll talk to my boss tomorrow and tell him I can’t do it, okay?

I decided to do a little photoshoot with my simself and this is the result! Wish I looked this hot IRL 😂 Also I apologise if the quality is bad, I’m uploading this on mobile cause that’s where I edited it. 😊

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Dexter: Look, don’t freak out but my boss asked me to take care of something. I promise everything is okay!

Josie: I can’t believe this! You could have gotten seriously hurt and I don’t know what I would have done! I was already worried about you starting the whole scamming job but I try to let you do what you want! I won’t let you start doing shit like this!

Dexter: Josie, babe, you’re overreacting.

Josie: Don’t tell me I’m overreacting! What would have happened if you pissed off the wrong person and they came after us? Imagine if we had children, their lives could be in danger because of this!

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Josie: Dexter!? Where the hell have you been? I’ve been so worried, it’s almost 2AM!

Dexter: Babe, calm down! I’m sorry for worrying you, I just got caught up at work. I should have called.

Josie: Yeah, you should ha- is that blood on your face?