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TESS: See, I told you that you’d find someone tonight.

ASTRID: We literally just met, it’s nothing like that. Besides, he works at the gym and what if it doesn’t end well? How will I be able to go to work everyday seeing his face?

TESS: You’re thinking way too far ahead, A. No one said you had to dive in head first, just dip your toes in and test the waters. If it doesn’t work out, there’s like a dozen other gyms you can go to. 

ASTRID: What would I do without your amazing advice?

TESS: Probably end up dead and alone!

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EDUARDO: You’re very kind, Astrid. It was nice meeting you, but I’m afraid I have other matters to attend. I’ll see you around. 

ASTRID: Of course! Before you go, can I, maybe, get your number? I would love to have someone train me at the gym. 

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ASTRID: Sorry to bother you, but you look so familiar. Have we met?

???: I believe we have. You’re from the Oasis Springs Gym, I’m Eduardo. 

ASTRID: Oh, that’s right! You work there as a personal trainer! I’m Astrid, by the way. You don’t look like the type to be at a nightclub at 4:00 PM. 

EDUARDO: That’s probably because I’m not. My father owns this place, I was only checking up on it. I’m not much of a party-goer, you don’t quite look like one either. 

ASTRID: My best friend, Tess, dragged me here. I have three kids so it’s not often I get to go out and enjoy myself, but I just couldn’t pass up the offer. 

EDUARDO: I completely understand! I have a son, he’s quite the handful at times. 

ASTRID: A son? Are you married? Sorry if I’m being a bit too personal.

EDUARDO: Don’t apologize, dear. I’m not married; my wife passed two years ago. 

ASTRID: I’m so sorry… I can’t imagine. 

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ASTRID: Isn’t it a little too early to be at a nightclub? It’s still daylight!

TESS: So? We’re here to have fun! Plus, Lyla and Finn are at school so this is the perfect time for you to let loose without worrying too much about the kids.

ASTRID: Okay, whatever you say. I’m going to step out for a moment, the stench of sweat and alcohol is suffocating me. 

TESS: You better not ditch me! I gave up watching the Bachelor for this.