NOT SO BERRY

Dustin: Did you take the test yet? Was it positive?

Carina: I took it and it looks like I’m not going to be the only one calling you daddy anymore.

Dustin: Hilarious. So you gonna dump that loser now that you’re knocked up with my kid?

Carina: Depends on if you’re going to actually be here and not run off the minute it’s born. 

Dustin: Trust me, I’m not going anywhere. I want my kid to have a real family and not what I had.

Carina: How sweet of you. I’ll break up with Dexter tomorrow. I don’t even know why I put up with him as long as I did, he’s so annoying. 

Dustin: Sounds like a plan. 

NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: What do you mean? She cheated on me? How do you know all of this?

Josie: Milate and I saw her at the park with him. They were kissing. 

Dexter: This doesn’t make any sense! She told me that she was done with him – that she loved me! Did I do something wrong? Is something wrong with me?

Josie: Hey, don’t think like that! Nothing is wrong with you, I promise. Carina doesn’t deserve someone as amazing as you! She was only using you to piss Dustin off. I know it’s hard to hear but I thought you would want to know. That you needed to know so you can finally realize that she isn’t worth your time. 

Dexter: I can’t believe this, why me?

NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: Not to start the conversation off by making it even more awkward but I’m surprised you came to see me.

Josie: I’m not angry anymore, Dex. I can’t freaking stand being mad at you even though you kinda deserve it for being an ass.

Dexter: I know, I don’t blame you and I’m sorry for what I did.

Josie: Thanks, but I didn’t really come here for an apology. I need to tell you some things about Carina so please hear me out.