NOT SO BERRY

Dexter: I’m really sorry to disappoint you, I just want our first time to be special and not at some party. 

Carina: Sure, that’s the reason…

Dexter: It is? I’ve never been with anyone in that way and I want my first time to mean something! It’s going to be romantic and sweet and not some quickie at a dumb ass party!

Carina: Whatever, I don’t have the time for this. I invited you here hoping it’d break you out of your shell but clearly it didn’t. I’m going to see what Cecelia’s doing. Have fun moping around.

NOT SO BERRY 

Milate: I’m surprised you came considering Dexter is going to be here!

Josie: Well, Cecelia is one of my good friends. Besides, I can’t let Dexter keep me from living my life. 

Milate: Definitely! No need to waste your time being miserable over someone who could cast you aside to easily. 

Josie: Enough about him, this party is already pretty crappy and talking about him is making it even worse.

NOT SO BERRY

Josie: Let me guess, your control freak girlfriend thinks I’m going to steal you away from her. What a joke.

Dexter: It’s not her fault; Dustin cheated on her countless times. She’s just scared, is all.

Josie: So what, you’re just going to let her control your entire fucking life? That’s not fair to you and it’s certainly not fair to me! 

Dexter: I’m sorry, Josie. But this is what I chose to do, not what she made me do. It’s for the best.

Josie: You know what, fine. Enjoy having your life run by some girl who’s just using you to make her dumb ex-boyfriend jealous. See you around.