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Dexter: Remember that night at the party? Carina wanted to take our relationship to the next level but I wasn’t ready. I knew it made her angry but I didn’t know she’d jump into bed with Dustin. And now she’s pregnant.

Josie: Wait, she actually had sex with him? Because you wouldn’t have sex with her!? That bitch! If she weren’t carrying that demon spawn, I’d strangle her like she tried to do to me. Okay, maybe I shouldn’t say things like that but I’m just so angry!

Dexter: She tried to strangle you? How come I didn’t know about this?

Josie: Damn, I completely forgot about it until I mentioned it. It’s fine though, Milate was there to kick her ass so it’s all good!

Dexter: I’m sorry that happened to you, I wish I could have been there as well to defend you. 

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Josie: I’m glad that you and Carina are done, as selfish as it sounds. It really hurt me seeing the way she manipulated you. 

Dexter: Yeah, I’m frustrated with myself that I didn’t notice her intentions sooner but all that matters to me now is that she’s gone. I still wish her the best though. I hope she finds true happiness someday that doesn’t come with treating other people like crap. 

Josie: I wanted to give it a few weeks before I brought it up because I know it’s a bit of a sensitive subject, but how did the whole break-up thing go? You only told me that it was over between you two. 

Dexter: Boy, do I have some tea to spill!

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Iris: I want you to know that I will always love you no matter who you decide to be. You are my beautiful boy and my love for you is infinite, you hear me? It is 100% okay if you like boys or girls or even both. 

Kai: Really?

Iris: Really! Your happiness is the only thing that matters to me. I love you.

Kai: I love you too, momma. 🙂

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Dexter: You finally got fed up with me, huh?

Carina: *rolling eyes* I’m sure I could have put up with you for a little longer but things didn’t really go as planned.

Dexter: And what is that supposed to mean?

Carina: Not that it’s any of your business, but Dustin and I are having a baby. 

Dexter: Wait, you had sex with him!? When!?

Carina: A few weeks ago, at the party…

Dexter: N-No.. you – did you have sex with him because I wouldn’t!? What the hell is wrong with you!?

Carina: Dex-

Dexter: Don’t. I’m done with you, just get the hell out of my life and never come back! You’ve caused everyone around you enough pain and I won’t deal with it any longer! LEAVE!

Carina: I – okay…

// can u say anti-climatic??? 🙂

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Dexter: Is it true? About you and Dustin.

Carina: Let me guess, that little pink-haired bitch told you? I should have known she’d run her mouth.

Dexter: Don’t you call her that! She only told me what I needed to know!

Carina: Here you go, defending her over me! I was angry and acting stupid, okay? I made a mistake! It happens all the time!

Dexter: A mistake? You cheated on me with that asshole! Is it also true that the only reason you even agreed to go out with me was to make him jealous? 

Carina: Don’t act like you’re surprised. You really think I ever liked you? The only reason I dated you was because you wouldn’t stop following me around like some pathetic ass puppy! I gave you what you wanted! Making Dustin jealous was only a bonus. 

Dexter: Was this entire relationship just a joke to you? Do you even care about the damage your actions cause people? What is wrong with you?

Carina: Can we just get to the point? You came here to break up with me which is hilarious because that’s why I agreed to come here with you! It’s over, yeah?

// i feel like this entire fkn thing makes no sense lmfao help